me starting university next week
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
don’t leak nudes
leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer
Andamooka Rough Opal
Raw Fire Opal
Tree Fossil with Opal Rings
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid
Left 4 Dead posters.