hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

dorkly:

Infographic: Important “Firsts” in Internet History
You know what’s not in this list? The original guy to comment “FIRST” on a YouTube video, because it is dumb and if you do it you should feel terrible.

dorkly:

Infographic: Important “Firsts” in Internet History

You know what’s not in this list? The original guy to comment “FIRST” on a YouTube video, because it is dumb and if you do it you should feel terrible.

a-flood-of-blood-to-the-heart:

IVE GOTTA BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a-flood-of-blood-to-the-heart:

IVE GOTTA BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

dps-bezombie:

How all pop punk kids are created

dps-bezombie:

How all pop punk kids are created

“You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place.”

mikevdesign:

Disney Vs. Smash Bros

Mickey x Mario, Goofy x Luigi, Robin Hood x Star Fox, Stitch x Pikachu, Russel x Ness, Pete x Bowser, Abu x Diddy Kong, Olaf x Kirby, Peter Pan x Link

ser-bronn-of-the-blackwater:

"Edgar’s big bender is like, 40 mill of lager. Simon doesn’t drink. I have a baby. We’re getting on a bit now."
- Nick Frost

friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
me: drunk

Ash Carhart. 20. Edinburgh.
"What doesn't kill you gives you EXP points"