I love this too much not to post it
Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just
Stop mistaking harmless ignorance as downright disrespect, not everyone in the goddamn world is educated of the 500000+ different gender identities. You spend 99% of your time sitting on your ass browsing a website built from the ground up on social justice concepts; don’t expect others to be aware of the deep abyss of the gender universe when some people aren’t even aware that gender and sex are two different things.
if my kids don’t go this hard i will be so disappointed
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANT TO PLAY IN THIS BAND
can these kids open for my band?
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
I’m calling it now.
I see great things ahead for this guy.
I cannot stop reblogging this.
PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE
SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.